'Homewrecker!': Delinquent Cat Deliberately Wreaks Havoc, Wife Keeps Hilariously Blaming Her Innocent Husband While the Cute Cat Remains a Free Feline

Author image for Mariel Ruvinsky
Mariel Ruvinsky • Writer and Editor
Aug 22, 2024 9:00 AM EDT

Look, we thought that it was obvious that cats are delinquents. We thought that every cat owner already knew that. We thought that when cat owners hear a strange noise around the house or see something out of place, they instantly assume that it was their kitty criminal doing its kitty cat crimes. But apparently not. Apparently, not everyone got the memo that cats are criminals, and those people… had to learn about it the hard way.

Eventually, you learn though. You learn that cats are mischievous hooligans. And this couple definitely learned it the hard way. The husband definitely did. It's hard, constantly being blamed for actions you did not take, crimes you did not commit. It's hard to defend yourself, because "if it's not me, which it isn't, and it's not you, then who could it be? The cat?!" Yes. Yes, it is indeed the cat, and she is not ashamed about it.  

Subscribe to our weekly newsletter to start your Caturday with the funniest felines on the internet!

Advertisement
  • 01
    sandersstudies 601 Follow So I kept telling my husband to stop unfolding his clean clothes and leaving them on the floor, and he insisted he wasn't doing any of that even though I had the evidence. Just found the cat pulling t-shirts out of his drawer, which had been left slightly ajar. The culprit has escalated from trashcan crimes and is trying to cause upset in my marriage now.
    via sandersstudies

    Oh, we can so imagine the fights. We can imagine the annoyance of this wife as she kept finding socks all over the place. We can imagine how tired this husband was of being falsely accused of sock mischief that he had nothing to do with. And the cat is just there, off to the side, enjoying the fruits of her chaotic labor. 

  • 02
    sandersstudies I discovered the ruse a bit faster than the former but she ALSO pulls clothes off the hangers by trying to "climb" them so she can sit on the top closet shelf.
    via sandersstudies

    Look, she's an ambitious criminal, and that is not something to be upset about. It is something to be proud of. Because once cats finally take over the world, she will probably be one of the leaders, and that way, you will be high-ranking cat servants as well. Don't complain, say thank you to your little criminal. 

  • 03
    sandersstudies 601 HOMEWRECKER
    via sandersstudies
  • 04
    titimylove Follow get her a cat tower, she wants to be tall sandersstudies 601 She HAS a cat tower it's the tallest one the store had
    via sandersstudies
  • 05
    And she has LOTS of toys and many snackies she has NO reason to cause mischief except her own bastardly motivation. 144.1K notes D
    via sandersstudies
  • 06
    sandersstudies 601 Follow My husband has informed me that around 2-3am he woke up to muffled screaming and discovered that the cat had pulled open the Tupperware drawer and crawled inside, but her weight had closed the drawer and she was stuck inside and needed rescuing.
    via sandersstudies
  • 07
    0 AVE badgerdryad Follow ATQU Permission to laugh? sandersstudies 601 I mean I definitely laughed
    via sandersstudies
  • 08
    in-my-defense-i-was-left-alone how does a cat open a cupboard drawer? sandersstudies 601 With her little criminal paws
    via sandersstudies
  • 09
    in-my-defense-i-was-left-alone can we see the little criminal? sandersstudies ^^^ This cat is a delinquent 121.4K notes D 3
    via sandersstudies
  • 10
    sandersstudies 601 Follow My cat is such a bastard but she is SO adorable. I say like "no, stop, naughty!" And she looks at me like on and I'm like oh no ma'am I'm so sorry carry
    via sandersstudies
  • 11
    sandersstudies 601 Eating flowers! A crime!
    via sandersstudies
  • 12
    Literally 1 second after being scolded: may the roab e co meet you may che umb be day at you! may the sun see warm upon yo and the ran pall wote up ano veci ac meec y gob holb you to che h 657 but mother... I am so pretty 17,039 notes DD ✔
    via sandersstudies
  • 13
    sandersstudies Follow The bastard thinks she is so fancy in her enormous tree. The criminal knows she can use her good looks to get whatever she wants.
    via sandersstudies
  • 14
    poisonedapples Follow I would trust that face with my life sandersstudies 601 You would be a fool because she's just waiting for you to get snackies or open the door to the yard and then...she will act.
    via sandersstudies
  • 15
    romansleftshoulderpad Follow I have been blessed by this angel of mischief sandersstudies 601 She would agree with you. ...
    via sandersstudies
  • 16
    andy-goes-to-space Follow She looks like she has one braincell total, and I would absolutely die for her
    via sandersstudies
  • 17
    sandersstudies Single brain cell and it's for committing crimes
    via sandersstudies
  • 18
    ehlers-world-problems Follow But adorable crimes sandersstudies 601 This is false knocking over the trash can is not adorable 23,190 notes D D D
    via sandersstudies

Want More? Follow Us and Add Us as a Preferred Source on Google.

Tags

aww pics wholesome cat adorable thread tumblr cute cute cats Cats
Scroll Down For The Next Article